Friday, May 9, 2008

band names for imaginary bands

-the johnsons (all-acoustic rock band, consisting of drag queens with full wig-and-glitter)
-the high hard ones (robot costumes and smoke machines. they would sing songs about tenement buildings and raising rabbits for fun & profit)
-new math (i think this one dates me a little, in the same way that you can tell people were born pre-1970 if they have that little round immunization scar on their upper arm. three flutes and a theramin.)
-yes, yes (pronounced "yes comma yes". would be an electonic-goth-avant-garde band, like if you put devo, new order and sisters of mercy in a blender.)
-pin money (an all-girl folk-punk band who wear calico dresses.)
-the dead room (cheerleading costumes, megaphones, three drummers and a man with a long grey beard who sings from inside of a refrigerator box.)
-ABF (an acronym for Anne Bancroft's Army. they can play whatever the fuck they want.)
xoxo

1 comment:

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